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The original was posted on /r/homeassistant by /u/Chekhovs_Bazooka on 2025-12-08 04:12:55+00:00.
I have been a dedicated user of this free service for years now. Not once have I complained about the UI or maintenance, but today a line has been crossed.
The Dominos Integration has been removed.
Who on Earth thought this was a good idea? One of those code dorks with a well-paying and easy job? Or maybe its the HomeAssistant CEO raking in all the income from this service. What a greedy parasite, I just wanted to use my free service for free. But you had to go and change it.
It was absolutely perfect.
I wake up, hit the alarm on my Alanzi clock, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
I turn on my Hue lights, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
I walk to the bathroom, passing the Aqara motion sensors, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
I turn on the Moen tap to wash my greasy pizza face,
30 minutes later I have pizza.
I sit at my desk and turn on my PC, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
I have a calendar alert go off for a doctor"s appointment, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
I start my Subaru, 30minuteds later I have pizza.
I sit in the office while this quack rambles on, something about my cholesterol, and I leave.
I go home and open the (artist formerly known as)Chamberlain garage. The trapped Amazon employee skitters free, and 30 minutes later I have pizza.
I yell at Alexa to play my favorite slop podcast from Spotify. That's worth 2 pizzas right there.
My Nest thermostat kicks the A/C on, pizza time.
I watch my favorite anime legally ripped from someone at one time on my Plex server, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
My friend tells me to join in on Xbox Live for a totally sick round of Roblox with other totally normal fully grown adults. 30 minutes later, I have pizza.
Alexa bores me so I yell at my Google Nest to tell me a StarWars™ joke. 30 minutes later, pizza I have.
The Rainbird sprinklers start up, 31 minutes later I have pizza. (Yes I know, completely unacceptable and I am sure to let the lazy delivery driver know through their crocodile tears. Pathetic, its like they've never heard of the Castle Doctrine. Anyway.)
The fridge is opened, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
The floors are robo-vaccumed, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
The driver rings the doorbell, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
The driver rings the doorbell, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
The driver rings the doorbell, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
The driver activates the motion-sensing porch lights, 30 minutes later I have pizza.
The blinds are closed, the hot water heater fires up, the microwave is turned om, the weather changes, I blink.
Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza.
It was all so easy. So perfect. Now what, you expect me to call or use an app, like a neanderthal? Bet you also think Dominos is "average to subpar". You all disgust me.
Now if you excuse me, the ambulabce has pulled up for my heart attack, and I need to tell them to slow down so we don't miss my pizza delivery.