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Do you want to spend to night at my house? The couch may pull out but I don't
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A life without you would be like having PC, but not having internet connection
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Don't be afraid Cinderella. I will get you home before 12
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If I jumped on you, would you beat me off?
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Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
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How do you use no pen and paper, but still draw my attention?
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I think you look like trash, may I take you out?
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How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
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You are the square to my root.
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Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
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If you were a flower, every royal garden would hunger after you.
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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
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They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
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Are you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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You must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.
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I may not be a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of me making it rain in your life.
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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
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Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!
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If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!
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