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I may not be a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of me making it rain in your life.
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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
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Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!
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If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!
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Call me superglue? because holy shit do i get attached.
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You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
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If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
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I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
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