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Riddles for 'Lemmy'winks.

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There was a girl trapped in a room alone. The room was square with no windows, trap doors, doors nothing but a mirror and a table. She managed to escape though! How did she escape?

AnswerShe looked in the mirror to see what she SAW. She used the SAW to cut the table in half. Put the two halves to make a HOLE and used the HOLE to get out of the room.

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How far can a dog run into the woods?

AnswerA dog can run into the woods half way

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You and your three friends stay over night at a hotel it costs thirty to stay over each of you pay 10 bucks shortly after you get back the bellhop arrives and gives you 5 bucks becasue it was only 25 dollars you give the bellhop a tip of 2 bucks and your friends both a dollar WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO !!!

AnswerI don't know

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whats black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Answerthree penguins and a pickle

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Grandma has an old-fashioned refrigerator with a very small freezer compartment which can hold up to seven ice cube trays stacked, but there are no shelves to separate the trays. You have fifteen trays, each of which can make a dozen cubes, but if you stand one tray on top of another before it's frozen, it will sink into the lower tray and you won't get full cubes from the lower tray. Without using anything but water and the ice cube trays, what is the fastest way to make full ice cubes in seven trays?

AnswerThis can be accomplished by using frozen cubes as spacers to hold the trays apart. In the time it takes to freeze two trays, seven trays of ice can be frozen. Fill one tray, freeze it and remove the cubes. Place two cubes in the opposite corners of six trays, and fill the rest with water. Freeze all six trays, plus the seventh tray which is on top.

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A boy walks up to a carnival booth and the man at the carnival booth said: If i can write your exact weight on this peice of paper you have to give me $50 if i lose the bet i have to give you $50. How did the boy loose the bet?

Answerthe man at the booth wrote the words ("your exact weight") he did not write numbers thats how the boy lost the bet.hee hee.

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They are three misstakes in this sentance, what are they?

Answer1: They is meant to be There 2: Misstakes is spelt mistakes 3: And there are only two Mistakes, Not three

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You got to the woods and get me. When you get me, you can't find me. When you find me, you can't take me out. What Am I?

AnswerA Splinter

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there are battleships shooting bombs at each other. how do you get through?

Answeryou wait for them to kill each other

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The hand sows, the eyes harvest?

AnswerTo read and to write.

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the day is dark the houses are dark the street is dark what color is the sky

Answerit is day time because i sayed day

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a man walks out of a store and spots his black car at 100 yards away without the use of any artifical light (no flashlights or street lamps) how is it possible?

Answerit was day time

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A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?

AnswerI am a Butterfly.

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heart with a z on it can't be fixed

Answerbroken love

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if u r driving a bus and pick up 10 kids drop off 5 kids pick up 2000 more drop off 5000 more. whos drving the bus???

Answeryou are driving the bus. duh.look at the 1st sentence. muahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

AnswerCounterfeit money.

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If a man loses 14 days on a two week diet, a cat with 8 lives suvives 9 attacks by a car, a bumblebee loses its buzz, and this website lost all good riddles, how many peas in a barrel of apples?

AnswerTwo.

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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

AnswerThe man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper

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A man went out of town on Friday, he stayed three days and returned on Friday, How is this possible?

AnswerHis horse's name was Friday

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What did one wall say to the other wall

AnswerMeet me at the corner

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What siphons warmth with its greedy presence The strengthened might of the sea, wreaking havoc on traffic and bringing fun to many children?

AnswerIce

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If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?

AnswerIn Washington, D.C.

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A man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "Water, water." The bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it.The man said, "Thank You." and left.Why?

AnswerHe had hiccoughs!

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If you utter my name I no longer exist. What am I?

Answersilence

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Walk on the living they don't even mumble, Walk on the dead they mutter and grumble, What are they?

AnswerFallen Leaves

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