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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/16459821

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

My nipples explode with delight

[–] Kiernian@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's actually a phrase translated into every language that has a phrases page on omniglot, which cracks me up consistently.

Ah!

I will not buy this TOBACCONISTS!

IT is scratched!

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"My nipples! They explode with delight!"

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's all in a day's work for... bicycle repair man. <snort>