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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Decades ago, I knew a person that was in a group of swingers. What she said rang true then as it does today. She said, they're tons of people out there for everyone, It's just usually not the people that they want to be with.

Everybody's punching up. Evolutionary pressure makes us want to find the best mate and only accept advantageous proposals.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Bitch, I would settle for a slime mold named Jartholomew at this point. I got nothing. Not even lightning wants to touch me

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can help you with that. Just carry a long (2-3 meters would be sufficient) metal rod with you. If you can't afford a metal rod/pipe that long then try wooden stick but still coil it with some wire. You should touch the wire, a few loops on the top of the stick isn't enough. You're welcome (no idea why you want what you want, but who am I to judge?)

[–] Tyoda@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I was wondering for a few seconds how a metal rod is going to help you catch slime mold...

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