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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't say assholes.

It was pretty polite sexual harassment. Some more creepy than others. Like older men offering me money to suck my dick, putting their hand on my thigh? Nah. Older men talking about jerking off? Nah. Older women going on an on about how they want to fuck me? Eh, not horrible, although I wouldn't have fucked those leathery hags. And then the rarest, like two actually young, good looking girls, inviting me to come over to swim with them. I don't know I'd call that sexual harassment, but what's the difference in them proposing shit and the hags doing so, except I wanted to fuck the pretty girls?

Too bad I had a pretty strict boss and he would've definitely been curious as to why I stopped my shift and hour an a half early. I so wish it would've been the last ride. Also, not the only fuckable one to offer that. I once even took payment like that, but I thought she looked better before I saw her getting out of the car, as I was driving a minivan and didn't properly see her in the back. Still got 20 bucks on top of the fuck though. And she was a mean fuck. Like, pretty horrid looking, but damn she fucked good.