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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 42 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (9 children)

I'm calling foul. There's no way an absolute ledge would call it "the Spoons". It's just "Spoons".

Not that I'd drink there, mind. Fucking Brexit Arms.

[–] catty@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

... but there's only one spoons in their locality

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There’s only one Spoons near me. It’s called Spoons.

[–] catty@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

and what if there were two, but only one good one. What would that be called?

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

The good spoons.

It's a purely hypothetical question though. Spoons are all trash

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As @silasmariner@programming.dev has already noted, there's no such thing as a "good Spoons". They're all McDonald's for beer.

But if you need to differentiate between two, you'd use their location.

That is: "Meet at Spoons by the station for a pre-town sesh, yeah?"

Or: "We were in Spoons next to Nandos. We'd had some cheeky piri piri and Damo went and shat himself when he necked a Stella! Absolute scenes, mate. Pure bants."

[–] catty@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

All wrong. The spoons is where the ledge stuff once happened.

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