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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 30 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] Laser@feddit.org 45 points 2 days ago

Nowhere does it say you have to limit yourself to that

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

With 9 different partners each time, dude dick gonna fall off statistically speaking.

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago

So hear me out; have the lad cum onto a table, use a postcard or something to divide the subject matter into 9 equal parts, then have the ladies come in and snort it up their pussy.

I'm not a professional in this field fyi.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah, any more than 7 is tiring.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you have a plan and put in the effort it can easily be done

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This guy definitely owns a milking table. It's probably homemade.