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I'd rather take my chances with the bear.
Bears can run like 30 mph for short bursts
Humans can do 6-12 mph. 3mph is about casual walking speed
Ice officers can do 5-10 mph, mostly on the lower end
I'm sorry, but you might be bad at math. This isn't a trust exercise
Yes a bear and ICE will both chase you if you run from it. The bear is less likely to chase, but garunteed to catch you. They are faster and can even climb better.
ICE will chase you, but see previous comments.
I think I'd rather be mauled by a bear than mauled by ICE
i thought it was 35mph. hippos can also run faster than humans