this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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Seriously? How many accounts do you need?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least 2
I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I'm the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.
What's the problem?
I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?
We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself
I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself
Don't we all have a little cm0002 in us?
Not until they buy me dinner first
Take your meds.
Is the password reset bug fixed yet?
When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account... everytime.