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Trump threatens to ‘dock’ already unpaid air traffic controllers who call out sick: ‘I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He will probably authorize their back pay and then steal it. Why not, he gets away with literally anything.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

I'm legitimately surprised every single day that he doesn't invent the only 100 Trillion dollar bill.