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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Basic capitalism, Donnie: you pay, people work. You don't pay, people don't work.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not true. I have a friend, he's a really good guy, has a weird haircut though, haha, but a good guy, it's true. Kim. Kim. A guy called Kim, can you believe it? I call him rocket man. He's really smart. Not as smart as me, but almost. He is very successful in running his country, it's called North Korea, have you heard of it? Korea, I love to say the word Korea. Lovely place he has. Kim is so smart, he has people working for him for free, and everyone is happy he tells me. They all love him so much, just like everyone loves me, it's true. I love talking to him, he is very, how do you day this, inspirational. What he can do, I can do too, but better because I'm smarter of course. Everyone knows that.

[–] SeeYouOsciLator@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 day ago

Mr president, this is a Wendy's