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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mermaid head. Just fuck her mouf what's the contention here?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have you considered fish mouth? Probably get some serious suction

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

It's either fuck human head or fuck fish ass. Pick yourself.