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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails (www.alreporter.com)

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We live in the stupidest timeline.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

nah, Sheila Jackson Lee, Democrat, member of the Subcommittee on Space and Aeronautics of the House, asked if the Mars rover took a pic of the flag planted by Neil Armstrong.

Fucking idiots are bipartisan. Heart warming.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Not making me feel better about the timeline

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah, brother. People have elevated the presumed sanctity of their beliefs, no matter how stupid, to be the most sacred of liberties. Even over life and health.