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[โ€“] kubica@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My personal favorite used to be "Long time no commit"

[โ€“] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.

'why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!'