this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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[โ€“] qwop@programming.dev 25 points 2 years ago (6 children)

What sort of features ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] SuperIce@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Ones that are built into the CPU's hardware but you have to pay extra to unlock like a DLC for your CPU. That's not a joke, Intel's new Xeons are like that.

[โ€“] RobotToaster 18 points 2 years ago

Great, now we have to pirate processor DLC.

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