I HATE THIS SHIT
why the FUCK are you in here at 11:20 AM ordering CHICKEN ALFREDO and CHARDONNAY what the FUCK is wrong with you pls gib 20% 
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
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Just spit in it you’ll feel better
here at 11:20 AM ordering CHICKEN ALFREDO and CHARDONNAY
Have you heard of a hangover dude?
uhhh yeah? duh, i have one right now!
Working in a restaurant fucking sucks.
Working in a restaurant fucking sucks.
mods sticky this pls
I did about 10 years on and off before i found an exit ramp.
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There's something oddly romantic about finishing dinner service, rushing close so you can go to a house party so you can have some semblance of a social life, polish off an entire bottle of hard liquor and rolling in to lunch shift the next day with only black coffee and cigarettes in your system.
My first manager got fired for smoking meth in the freezer. When corporate found out they made then toss all the stock, cause they were worried shrinkwrapped meats were contaminated with meth smoke. I got to watch them toss it all into a district managers car to take to another restaruant while smoking a joint behind the dumpster.
Ethanol is like 7 calories a gram
Carbs are 4 kcal/g, where are those other 3 coming from? There's no oil in your ethanol, is there?
Me when shit fuck
This is like when I go to a bar at a weird time of day when hardly anyone is there and the bar tender seems annoyed at me.
Uh, I thought you'd be happy to see me? Don't you want tips during the slow hours? I'm just ordering draft beer I'm not even asking you to make a fucking cocktail.
There should be a rule that I can pour my own beer so the barkeep can be on break. Also no more tips just good wages.
Restaurant jobs are for collecting drug plugs.
Do they not start sending people home when business is slow?
Or do you work in a 2-cook kitchen?
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