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Description: 3 panel comic of someone interacting with a cop during traffic stop

Conversation: Cop says "Do you know why I stopped you?" Driver responds "Because you're a class traitor?" Cop is too stunned to speak.

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m also a fan of the 30 Rock punchline: “Because you got straight C’s in high school?”

Probably misquoting, been quite a few years since I watched it.

Don't you disparage the captain of the junior varsity wrestling team!

[–] nikita@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fucking love that show. Such good writing.

The Jack Welch bits haven't aged well, but arguably in a way that's even better

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I have a cousin that used that line, it didn't go well for him.

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 year ago

Like the cop would even understand that statement

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Then the cop shot him for resisting arrest. The end.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The cop isn't stunned, he's just trying to understand what was said.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't worry, either decision branch results in police brutality.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

No no, he’s “smelling a suspicious odor” and about to ask the citizen to step out of the car.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

4th panel is the cop beating them to death.

[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

OK but I want the official cop hat.