After the revolution all potato crisps will be outlawed along with "freedom fries" and "french fries." Those potatoes will be used to make vodka.
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I like pringles because they're a good shape to lay on your tongue and either crush or dissolve against the roof of your mouth. Idk how youd make em at home without some kinda mould
Fun fact: The shape is called a hyperbolic parabaloid.
Yes goku trained in one of them 
You can write to the chip union to obtain a free hyperbolic paraboloid mold
The day Hot and Spicy Jackers vanish will be the day I venture into another plane of existence
Jacker
Comrade Vocel police? Yes, this counter-revolutionary right here.
Ok nevermind. Well just replace Pringles with Jackers
Ah man oh no, I literally specifically promised a close friend that there would be Pringles after the revolution! 
I'm not making this up, they were like "yeah, well capitalism brought us nice things like Pringles" and I said it was THE WORKERS who bring us Pringles and we could still have them after we overthrew the capitalists. And now you're telling me we can't??
Pringles is basically instant mashed potatoes made into a cracker they’ll be fine.
You can make them at home
Screw you, generic Pringle style one is the best because it's significantly cheaper
It's just potato mush baked into the shape of a chip. I have no idea why you would ever choose Pringles over any actual form of potato chip
Uphold store-brand-crisps thought
will there be Hot chip? what about a place to charge they phone??
This is what it will take for my girlfriend to accept communism I think
Good, if you want potato chips eat actual potato chips and not dehydrated mashed potato shaped into hyperbolic paraboloids
What about Bugles???
The one thing TERF island is good for is having better crisp varieties than America does