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No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny. Will Hexbear ever learn what good satire is? This place is so unfunny it actually makes me mad.

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[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Cornfedlolcows" How are you going to name your self something like that and pretend you have even the slightest grasp of comedy?

bridget-pride-stay-mad

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

“the height of humour is bullying and harassing neurodivergent and/or trans people online for laughs, now listen up while I tell you why hexbear isn’t funny”

[–] jack@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jack that's a kidney stone not a beanis

[–] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

My momma was a kidney stone and her momma was a kidney stone so you better watch what you say next pardner

[–] cornfedlolcows@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jack@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was a typo, I'm sorry. I meant to say:

I piss out my beanis

[–] cornfedlolcows@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still not funny. It's just annoying.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

This is good satire

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (12 children)
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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

The point of the badposting comm was to contain all that over there. Just block that comm.

[–] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got any good knock knock jokes?

[–] cornfedlolcows@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cornfedlolcows@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They got banned before they could finish the joke, damn, that’s rough

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

The killing jokedeserve-1

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

This is literally just like Nine Team Atey Fore

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The best punchline data-laughing

purge-1 -> purge-2

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Wait is this a comedy website

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

heh you said piss and beanis

[–] Kestrel@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] D61@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look if you don't find the concept of Juan Guaido disguising himself as John G. Doug in order to declare himself interrim president of united states funny, then I don't know what to tell you. Cum.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

We're making this a tagline right?

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny

This mfer forgot about cum

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Peeper poopoo

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

piss beanis shidding and farding out my doodoo ass LMFAO

Your mom thinks I'm funny

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

lol. lmao even.

[–] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To me the best satire is no exit. People are all like “uhh, what about critique of dialectical reason” and that’s fine I guess.

E: the thing I’m trying to say is that satire is best when he’s just making shit up for fun, not trying to be serious.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Okay which one of you made this account? Good bit!!!

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

laughing is bougie decedance

the proletariat scowls

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