this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Elle Cordova makes awesome videos; this is one of my favorites of hers.

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Thank you for crediting them.

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Yes! I love that one! Now with free shipping.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Didn't George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

This is so good! I don't even know what she says immediately after "sudden necromanticism", because I crack up every single time and look away...

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what "It" is, but the girl on the bass has it.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Toni Lindgren is her name.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

And being cool is her game.

[–] Rutty@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait…. How do you post videos….
I require knowledge.

[–] elrik@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

~~It's a gif with audio.~~

Edit: I was completely wrong about this. It's an MP4. My bad!

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How do you create a GIF with audio?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Create an MP4 in a low resolution, low frame rate and with a limited color palette.

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's most definitely an mp4 hosted on imgur. One click could've gotten you the answer.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Slam Pharmacy

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 8 points 10 months ago

This beat slaps.

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That bassline is funky!

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

totally stealing that deja vu bit

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

totally stealing that deja vu bit

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They should add a bunch of people who can't dance dancing around like idiots.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Where do I apply?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 10 months ago

totally stealing that deja vu bit

[–] SubjectivelyGood@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Blackheads, heartbreak and psorisis - Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy come on come on

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

What could possibly happen except everything?

This applies to your dating life too, take your chances 😘

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago

21st century school house rock

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Aesop Rock songs are getting weird man

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Is that her mom on base? Why is her mam a beatnik? This isn't the '50s.

Anyway NGL I laughed at déjà vu. Déjà vu.