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[–] happyandhappy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is girl boos supposed to be an entendre

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

A bit of wordplay

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Hello, my name is Carmella Creeper, and welcome to the Cereal Killer Podcast..."

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

This is so fucking corny but at the same time so good.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that the guy that solved racism ?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

The one and only

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Aha! A hidden link!

Ain't clickin anyway, don't feel like it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gender marketing in products should be banned entirely.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

~~Gender~~ marketing ~~in products~~ should be banned entirely.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

:bill-hicks:

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Am I missing something or is it gender marketing because there's a girl on it?

[–] DroneRights@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Here in Australia, American breakfast cereals are only sold in lolly shops (candy stores)

[–] kickit@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

that and "convenience stores" that are just a front to sell grey-market nicotine vapes

looking at you, EzyMart, you killed the pie warmer near my favourite pub and replaced it with Lucky Charms and Hershey bars you prick

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hate that so much of the stuff I used to really enjoy was literally just fucking poison marketed to kids.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Send not to know for whom the slop sells,

It sells for thee.

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Can't believe they made cereal political

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm going to say at least it feels more original than "frute brute".

[–] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They just needed to make her a clear distinct monster. I can't tell if she's supposed to be a zombie or the bride of Frankenstein.

Like all they had to do was put a yassified skeleton girl on the cereal box and I'm pretty sure that would have been better.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, what? Aren't those cereals all based on archtype van hellsing type monsters? They went with a zombie DJ? Witch is just sitting there on the table, isn't it?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

She reads a little Bride of Frankenstein's Monster with the hair

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not the one foot posting

shocked-dino

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Me next time I take a picture for hexbear, lest anyone gets weird about my grippers