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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 200 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

"The brand new car I bought has been out of commission for roughly 25% of the time Ive owned it. Is it a bad car?"

"All the people telling me this car is bad are wrong because it's the best car in the world, but my question still stands. Is it a bad car?"

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Reinforce my world view and support my decision to pay 120k for a truck that will not drive. If you don't you're speaking from an emotional place and facts don't care about feelings."

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any other brand and car people would laugh them out of every single forum. "You spent six figures for your vehicle in October, it has been serviced multiple times, for weeks, and you say you'll continue to only drive BMWs??"

The cult-like behavior of right-wing extremists is insane...

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If I had a dollar for every time a BMW leaked oil all over the parking lot at work...

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like arguing with a maga supporter. If they had a brain, they wouldn't be maga.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

You really don't think this guy is a Trumper?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your comment makes no sense. Every manufacturer produces some lemons. If it’s bad 25% of the time, it could just be a lemon.

That being said, Tesla does not make good products and the “lemon” rate for their trucks seem to be unusually high

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it really a lemon if thats just the natural state?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Yes. Tesla is just a lemon tree

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TBF. My neighbour bought an I.D.4 in summer 2021 and I never even saw it as he constantly has an I.D.3 as a loaner from the dealer. After a year of constant repairs he cancelled the purchase and got a new Skoda Octavia estate (ice) as he needed something bigger for his three kids. In 2023 he got a Tesla model 3, as the financing was pretty amazing.

The ID4 had so many early errors that it was absolutely dogshit, but now most of the kinks has been worked out and it's a decent car.

The cybertruck can probably become a decent (if insanely stupid car) once they work out the kinks. Tesla is still a brand with leprosy though

[–] Senal@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Having never owned a one i can't say this with first-hand experience, but aren't the issues with the cybertruck more to do with core design fuck ups.

To the point they wouldn't really be considered "kinks" as much as critical design and safety flaws ?

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats a fair point. It seems to be badly designed, engineeres and made, all at the same time.

My point was that it's not uncommon for some of these electric cars that were rushed to be pretty bad. (Not because they are electric, but the rush to get models to the market.) The Toyota Bz4x was recalled (and sales stopped) because the wheels fell of.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If they stopped production of bz4x because they couldn't fix it, why would you think Tesla well fix this dumpster? Not to mention all the flaws with the company itself.

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Vw cars having errors and poor design comes with the brand.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Tesla always takes care of their customers

That's why they don't allow third party repairs and refuse to share maintenance data with insurance companies, right? To take care of the customer? Certainly not to swindle the customer with fake maintenance data

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

disables autopilot moments before crash in order to blame the driver nothing personell kid

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is that article written by AI or just a human who gets paid by the word? That is so many words to tell a fairly short story and the writing style is infuriating.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Man buys lemon from lemon store.

"Did I buy a lemon?"

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nope! That's normal, expected behavior.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Cyber trucks are single use cars

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 38 points 1 month ago

"Oops all lemons"

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

What’s funny is that these dick-heads do this to themselves willingly and are self-identifying.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 1 month ago

they should actually just count the cash as a loss and be grateful they're still alive and weren't locked inside to burn to death.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

If you’re going to keep buying Teslas then what are you bitching about? Go play with your lemon.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It's copelicated

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 16 points 1 month ago

He should have known that that dumpster isn't a real truck. Or car. It's the half-baked vanity project by a narcissistic loser who hasn't figured out yet that all the money in the world can't make you cool.

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

The worst blind is the one who doesn’t want to see.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Died again? You think the. 2nd time you would evaluate you got a piece of junk

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tesla, at the insistence of Elon, made a terrible product.

It's hard to admit you were duped into spending $100,000 on a piece of crap. Some owners realized it when they took delivery, others will take much longer, but all will eventually come to the realization, whether they admit it to anyone else, or not.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

“It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” - Mark Twain

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

One of my wife’s friends from college is a rabid Tesla fan from before Elon showed his colors. We saw him just as the cybertruck was rolling out. He was lamenting that he did not have his yet. Then all the problems started arising, he kept insisting it was Tesla haters making it all up.

AFAIK his ct has been in the shop more than his driveway. He still insists it is a quality product.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Man, that’s beyond kissing Musk’s ring and is sucking his fingers, too.

[–] polyamorypagan69@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Facist clown is a lemon bitch you got played reliable vehicles don't break multiple times in almost succession. Hopefully next time it locks you inside and your be a rotten lemon.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

In my state, it's not a matter of opinion. It's a lemon.

https://wisconsindot.gov/Pages/dmv/cons-protect/lemon-law/lemonlaw.aspx

  • One of the following happened during the vehicle’s first year and before the warranty expired:
    ** The dealer failed 4 times to fix the same nonconformity
    ** The vehicle was unable to be operated (“out of service”) for 30 days or more due to defects

If it hasn't hit that 30 day window yet, it will soon.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

doesn't matter if a statement is "emotional" or not. numbers are numbers and facts are facts

fuck fascla and fuck everyone who bought one in the last 2 years

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Sometimes you just need to be told that you bought an over-hyped shitbox from a manufacturer with a known history of quality control issues. You didn't get a lemon, dude. That dumb fucking thing is functioning exactly as expected.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like his is a pretty reliable one as they go

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't run over pedestrians the driver can't see if they can't drive it... Sounds like the best feature Tesla put on this monstrosity to me

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just an FYI, your account is flagged as a bot so anything you post may be hidden to some people because of that. If you are not a bot then you may want to go into your account settings and uncheck the bot account box.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Huh...I wonder how that got checked... Thanks for letting me know!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is a “vehicle specially ice”?

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

ICE = internal combustion engine

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Reality as a team sport.

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Pitiful amounts of cope.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Early Adopter" of a 150 technology. Hummmm

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Well if it's really the best car in the world, it's not a lemon. But we both know it's not even close to the best car in the world.