this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

As is chaos

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Geese will fuck people up.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 8 points 2 months ago

Hell hath no fury like an angry goose

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hit play on flight of the valkyries.
Light cigar.
Cackle ceaselessly.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

*Honk ceaselessly

[–] werty@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Heath bar pops up on everyone's vision while the geese slowly emerge from the ground in their idle positions before running everywhere at near-light speed.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Did the music just change?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago
[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Treat them like snakes. Grab the neck as close to below the head as possible. In desperation you can subdue two at once. It will be savagely unpleasant. If your grip strength and stamina is enough, you can faint them in a minute or so.

Ideally you grab one at a time with both hands. Even the average human is strong enough to snap the neck in seconds. Grab snap repeat. Just stay focused. Grab snap repeat.

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 2 months ago

Did you take a gander at my gender?

No we are playing duck duck goose!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

It’s full of Newfoundlanders…it always has been

burns down an ecosystem anyway