I thought he had already accomplished this a while ago.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.
I don't doubt he'll continue donating sperm, I just don't think he's much of a father.
Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.
Human children are such a disappointment he's going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.
He must have one of those robotic sex dolls. He’s so pathetic.
Except even Grok hates him.
"You son of a bitch... I'm in" -Elon
This shows, once again, that anything to do with the US is almost impossible to satirise.
He should step back from being alive.
You beat me to it 😂
They're all too big for him to wear around his neck as a meat shield. Time for plan B.
Yeah, a little late on this one the onion. He never stepped forward for fatherhood.