this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The average conservative's ideal woman.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Man that almost hurts to read.

Except, I recognize that the personality of the average conservative is about as deep as having the default NPCs 3 responses.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And unfortunately straight as well.

[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i prefer when shit is fictional and queer that's why I am on this comm, why are people bringing cishet verisimilitude into this

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

verisimilitude

Had to look that word up:

Open English Wordnet: n. the appearance of truth; the quality of seeming to be true

[–] OZFive@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

♪Lights on a screen♪

♪All they are is lights on a screen♪

♪Lights on a screen♪

♪All they are is lights on a screen- yeah♪

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Stardew valley

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk -4 points 1 month ago

That's what The Last of Us understood - just kill everyone off.