There's a million things Americans can't comprehend. Not licking billionaire's boots, for one
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In Taiwan, we do roundabouts all wrong. We add traffic lights in the middle of them.
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They've started using traffic circles in my state. They work sooo much better than traffic lights at intersections.
Roundabouts are even better.
I didn't realize there was a difference
Traffic circles are not real roundabouts. They are just a road that have a circle shape. For example traffic circles often have traffic lights.
Roundabouts are traffic circles. But they have to be just a circle with "give way" at the entrance. No stop signs, no traffic lights.
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American here, I have no problem with them. There was a roundabout nearby in my city. When they unleashed it, the first driver brave enough to traverse it swerved off the road and died on the spot. It caused such a scene that the next 3 cars watching entered the wrong way and started to pile up. More cars piled up over the coming weeks, it couldn't be taped off because the city service workers were unfortunately not Europeans and also could not traverse the labyrinth, they too piled up and died of starvation. Eventually it collapsed into a singularity under its growing weight (Americans are fat, so it was over the Chandrasekhar limit), cars add into the eternal swirl each day and emanate slowly as Hawking radiation. It's quite beautiful to see.
I've taken a trip to see this infamous roundabout - it's quite pretty at night!
Interestingly they spin counterclockwise here, but clockwise in Australia.
for a country who's core values is Car, they suck at driving
Our core value is taking necessary services and pricing them like a luxury.
Spread everything out really far, get rid of public transit, and, since everybody still needs a license to drive your expensive cars, make the driving test super easy to pass so almost everybody can drive. Boom, 1.2 passengers per car and nobody can actually drive them well.
My driving test consisted of making four right turns, then parking and verbalising how i would park on a hill.
No parallel parking, no back-in parking or even 3 point turn. I was never even taught to parallel park, but i saw the episode where kris kardashian taught one of her kids and it just clicked lucky for me lolol
Dont judge, the early seaons are great for cringe watching :p
Yep. This person gets it. The auto and gasoline industry basically ruined the environment and our culture so a few select people can make a few $$$.
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Our core value isn't Car, it's "individual freedom, especially at the cost or inconvenience of others". It just so happens that Car aligns pretty well with that
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How can one be too stupid to use a roundabout?
I don't think it's a matter of 'can't figure it out' as much as 'don't like change'. We've been putting roundabouts in my shithole state and the number of people who complain about them boggles the mind. They will successfully navigate them, but they'll whinge about it the whole time.
This happened to me just the other day as I was chauffeuring some good old boy around. Mind you he wasn't even driving, but still had to let it be known that he disapproved. There was no traffic so I barely had to slow down to navigate the intersection and his input was "I hate these things, they just slow you down!". I tried pointing out that if it had been a 4-way stop we would have had to stop, so it was actually faster this way. I don't know if he was immune to logic or just unwilling to admit that something that was different than what he was used to had a benefit, but he just repeated that he hated them, so I dropped the subject.
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I’ve seen
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Turning left without going around the center
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Stopping to allow someone into the roundabout intended as a kind gesture and
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My mom insisted that in her car I use the left turn signal if my roundabout exit is to the left of my entrance
Yeah your mom is right. An entrance signal is useful on smaller roundabouts, but is always less important than the exit right signal
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You can pick up a coffee mug with a $9.99 price tag, then be asked to pay $10.74 at the register. The German mind cannot comprehend this
Not only can Americans comprehend it, they actively choose for it to be this way. Macys tried to switch to straight forward pricing and it did not go well for them so they switched back to their bs sales.
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I stopped off in Oregon once for some McDonald's. My total ended up being $8.00 exactly and I let out a little smile and told the cashier 'wow perfect, what are the chances'
She looked at me like I was an idiot, and I learned some things about Oregon that day.
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As an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.
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Mr bean, is that you?
You’ve never heard of NASCAR. We are good at turning left for hours on end.
You've been turning right since at least '80...and you started far on the right already.
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Laughs in Australian
I really wanna know what they put in to Google to make it spit out that time estimate.
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do germans move their cars like the flintstones or how do they manage to have fuel/battery for 74hrs?
Since you're in a roundabout, you just need a large funnel into the gas tank. Every time around, someone standing at the side pours a bit of fuel in while you pass, so you get a splash of fuel per lap!
Their cars run off centrifugal force.
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Only 74 hours?
74hrs straight
Gas is expensive over here.
American here, you can absolutely drive at least one more hour than that. Idiots.
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