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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

T H I C C Mitochondria!

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 76 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Big cells usually have multiple organelles of each type. They are less special than one would think, while being very strange indeed.

this is the correct answer.

I'm betting their mitochondria are normal sized, they just have lots and lots of them.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't that true for all cells? I think human cells also have more than one mitochondria

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Some human cells have 0. But all have few.

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

This is one of the largest unicellular organisms, but as far as O know this is the largest:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syringammina

[–] thirtyfold8625@thebrainbin.org 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 25 points 1 day ago

They are called 'sailors eyeballs'. Great name

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I want to know what the texture is like on this.

It’s a plastic like feel, smooth. Mostly Tasteless. Filled with salty water, but outside is pretty thin and delicate and splits easily. Doesn’t bounce more than once. Most you find are quite small, pearl sized. Outside of water it tends to get wrinkly out of water for very long.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm more interested in the mouthfeel.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Asking the real questions,

Is that just a thick ass phospholipid bi-layer?

What’s going on here and can I eat that thing?

What does cytoplasm taste like?

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My hypothesis would be that, in order to keep that membrane taut, the internal salinity would have to be fairly close to the exterior salinity, otherwise it would shrink due to hypertonicity. That cytoplasm will probably just taste like slimy seawater

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Ahh so like sea cum? Nice.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

They are actually called "Sea Men"

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 28 points 2 days ago

Of course it's for science. Now don't look while I probe it.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

If you were to spit on it, would it pop?

I wonder how much strength the cell membrane has? Does it pop easily, and if not, what prevents it?

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I feel the sudden urge to have a water balloon fight.

EDIT: This fucker is larger. Looks cooler, too.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Xenophyophores are multinucleate unicellular organisms found on the ocean floor

A multinucleate cell (also known as multinucleated cell or polynuclear cell) is a eukaryotic cell that has more than one nucleus, i.e., multiple nuclei share one common cytoplasm

There's stuff down there...

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

This algae ball also has multiple nuclei

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

So if you shake it, it will rattle?

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 24 points 2 days ago

"Pondering my cell" just didn't have the same ring to it... Sounds like I'm suck in jail

[–] Regna@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They are fantastic. Some years ago I got a sudden urge (from seeing them on subreddits) to grow these in my aquaria, but then I looked at several aquarist forums and realized that I shouldn’t. Really shouldn’t. They kind of don’t seem like they need more habitats to thrive in.

[–] edg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Are they invasive or something?

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

More like incredibly aggressive. They are a type of algae after all. If you don’t keep a firm leash on them they’ll reproduce enough to drain all the oxygen and nutrients from an enclosed system like an aquarium.

Plant tribbles, if you will.

[–] Regna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To give an exceptionally brief explanation:

  • Yes.
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago
  • Ya

Not that exceptional.

I suspect that they reproduce quickly, since it is a species of algae. I don't know much about this topic though.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

An egg is the same thing, albeit much simpler

[–] catty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Is this how... we used to look at one point in history?

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I want to hold it. Where can I find it?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They appear in tidal zones of tropical and subtropical areas, like the Caribbean, north through Florida, south to Brazil, and in the Indo-Pacific. Overall, they inhabit every ocean throughout the world, often living in coral rubble.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Ohh. Why have never seen one before

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why is this man in the ocean?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh my god, Outwit1294, you can't just ask someone why they're in the ocean!

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Hey, they sent me a balls pic. And I can’t even ask why?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

it looks like a taut grape that's begging to be squeezed to burst.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago
[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

We're gonna need a bigger gel blaster.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And I thought megakaryocytes were huge.