Translation: how can we con men into supporting our platform, as opposed to changing our platform to be more appealing to men and younger voters in general?
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Dems: Best we can do is racism and abandoning trans people.
Poor US-americans. They get to choose between shit and shit lite.
The wealthy oligarchs con people into voting for shit by paying the opposition to be shit lite. Nobody wants to vote for shit lite, so if the oligarchs make sure the opposition is shit lite, then shit wins
nononono it's more like MegaShit9000 and TotallyRottenShit2000🏳️🌈
conserves: best we can do is ban trans people, muslims haitians and legalize racism (also defund the government, department of education so segregation in schools is technically legal, and give lots of money to rich people in tax cuts!)
american voter: [scratches head] 'gee they are both the same!'
How can we make these voters okay with corporate servitude and still vote for us so we can keep getting all this fat lobbyist money?
they meant GEN X and boomer dem voters, and maybe some of the milineals.
I'm sure Chuck Schumer will get to the bottom of this after he finishes his book tour on antisemitism in America while being completely tone-deaf on the absolute disdain many of us have for our tax dollars supporting a genocide in the 21st century.
Cuck Coomer might as well be an Israeli citizen at this point
WONDER if any republicans and dems will get "righteous amongst nation" awards just for them.
Bernie: I have +45 on young male voters, and +12 over Trump if elected as the DNC nominee.
DNC: Were going to learn nothing from this, ever.
they'd rather see the corporate candidate lose than the popular candidae win
thats why they have a habit of choosing Republicans.
It's kinda funny. They'll also want their own Rogan, but the guys who fit that bill that are leftist call them out to. The dems just wanted a spokesperson with a cock and they are not getting it.
They're like the asshat CEOs that keep pumping useless software consultants full of money.
Kickbacks
Wealthy consultants: I know you’ve tried running as republicans-lite. We suggest that you move further to the right.
DNC: brilliant
Don't forget, absolute, unthinking support of Israel under all circumstances. Even thinking about why you support Israel antisemitic, and this issue is more important than any domestic issue. Literally losing to Republicans is preferable to budging 1mm on this .
checking under the hood of the DNC
Curious, all I'm seeing is more consultants.
even worse, they're all conservative consultants.
How about another fundraising gala? They can use the proceeds to fund another UBI pilot study, just in case it stopped working this year.
The left wants leftists not conservatives cosplaying as liberals
spend $20M on wealthy consultants
You mean spend $20M on ourselves?
I mean, are the people paying political consultants now not also going to be the ones getting paid in the future?
No guys wait, why not pay our campain's $100millions to cool billionares like Beyonce or Taylor Swift to relate to these young voters?
You know, if you're holding a big GOTV drive in Houston and you want to bring their home town girl in to sing a few bars as part of a state convention or mobilizing event, I wouldn't begrudge them that.
But Beyonce showed up at a big Harris event and didn't perform any music. Literally paid to wave at the crowd and not do the thing for which you're famous.
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...how shall we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory...
Democrats: ......... But why male voters?
Mamdani: you serious? I just told you that a moment ago!
They can't be serious
Shirley?
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