In a war, you will:
- Dig a hole (trench)
- Have a final stand
- Slowly bleed to death
See, that's why war happens, folks!!!
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2025
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Climate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
A big enough war makes its own winter 🍄
Sometimes your final stand happens when you're taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks that used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
I hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don't even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
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"Don't tell mum I'm in Chechnya" intensifies
Pretty sure that middle one isn't gendered.
I see a disturbing lack of "building stuff"
Building stuff comes after the final stand against all odds.
Digging the hole might count, you're building a cave
Yea, just dig sideways!
You forgot having an entire room dedicated to model trains
Replace trains with Gundams and would definitely be one of mine.
Same. Although do they make 1/100 scale model trains? That could be a cool crossover.
Replace Gundam with Warhammer/similar games minis and you have mine.
Replace warhammer with something you've built or fixed yourself and you've covered all your bases. This is inclusive of model trains, gundams, cabinetry, doomsday devices, stained glass windows, chairs, a car, etc
I see no mention of stick. Incomplete
One of the reasons dude love wizards is that they all carry really really cool sticks.
It's also why women tend to like Harry Potter more than men. No one has really cool sticks. They just have tiny little wands.
those wands are of an adequate size, i promise. actually nobody really needs a wand that's too long, that would be unreasonable and maybe even painful.
Exactly. it's mostly men that are focused on really big sticks.
- "surviving in a post apocalyptic world"
If anyone reading is actually fantasizing about this, I would suggest merely trying to go a week on half the usual amount of food and sleep, and no lotion or lip balm. See how tough you feel then.
No electricity or running water gets old fast.
And if you survive some time, no dentist.
Me, skipping meals (forgot to eat), already sleeping half the amount you're supposed to (insomnia), not using lotion or lip balm (they're in the bathroom somewhere):
I'm about to dominate the end of the world.
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THERE. ARE. 4. TYPES.
Digging a hole with my 10-yo son was the only work he didn't bitch about last summer.
Used to hate digging, but now I'm in NW Florida where there's 2" of topsoil, sandy clay all the way to China. Only thing stopping a man is how fast he can sling it out of the hole.
The children yearn for the mines
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It's not inaccurate...
mine is just sitting in a chair with a laptop, coffee, and vape. thats my fanta...oh wait i do that every day.
I just had the stupidest showerthought, fanta the soda was invented by cutting the word fantasy? Or maybe fantastic? I'm probably stupid, I never figured, just thought fanta was like a made up name. Thanks random internet person.
No notes. 💯
...Keep looking. I don't see "analyze the phase delay of all my 16 pole-mixing LTI filter variations and use regression fitting to compute frequency compensation coefficients for accurate pitch waveguide audio synthesis" on the list yet.
I don't know. Sounds like a hole to me.
What about boobs? Have they become unfashionable nowadays?
Boobs are temporary but Doom is eternal.
Also what would keep you entertained longer: looking on the same pair of boobs or digging a nice big hole?
Digging holes is definitely on the list.
Fight in a desperate stand aganst all odds to find a hole who bleed and digging in it.
Dig a hole in yourself in the middle of a snowy field in a desperate last stand against living.
Am I weird if mine are different?
- Getting a transgender autistic puppygirl as a GF.
- Defeating fascism (may include the "desperate last odds" part).
- Writing code in a relatively obscure language its creators hoped could replace C and C++.
I understand all except bleeding to death in a snow covered field.
Action movie trope, first that comes to mind is Bladerunner 2049.
Fargo, The Grey, The Revenant, The Hateful Eight, Yellowjackets, The Thing, 30 Days of Night, The Shining, Die Hard 2
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- Megalomaniacal takeover of the world that ends with you being universally hated or basically being the maid for all humanity so you restart the fantasy because that ending sucks but the building cool shit and dramatic destruction of bad people / systems is fulfilling
- Thinking about living in a world where you can make cool science that won’t immediately be weaponized and instead will have fascinating impacts on society
- Exploring space
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Idk who would go out bleeding in snow but I definitely would go dig holes! 😁
Hey, digging a hole goes beyond masculinity! It's one of the few things that hasn't changed with my transition, if there's a hole to be dug, throw me a shovel.
Actually, the more I think on this as someone who wants bottom surgery, I think this compulsion may go even deeper...
I was about to comment with a bunch of other fantasies but then I remembered I'm not a man
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