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ICE’s Hiring Surge Is Attracting A Bunch Of People Who Are Too Unfit (Or Too Criminal) To Work At ICE (www.techdirt.com)
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[–] Horsecook@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder if I could join, then make a point of face scanning every local cop until I get a false positive, and make an arrest.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Scan your coworkers fucking around until you get a false positive

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This is a criminal organization. Much like Nazi germany they will be relying on criminals to subjugate and squash dissent as they increase the violence and start targeting anyone who opposes the Fuhrer.

[–] tornavish@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 day ago

so I have a preexisting condition where I have to constantly masturbate and eat. I’m qualified right?

Yes

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

or the right amount of criminal

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?

Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.

Applicant: I like rape.