this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

get a haircut and grow some tits

[–] Helix8o8@lemy.lol 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yaa lotta guys get the rough end of the stick. I feel. I've been trying for roughly a decade to flip the tables. Sick of the "female specimens" nonsense.

[–] Helix8o8@lemy.lol 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

By flip, I mean that men and women have been playing chess. And I want to upend the table and poop on it. Ooga booga

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

There are definitely people into that.

[–] NaibofTabr 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hmm, what opening did they use?

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

The icbm gambit. A meme spin on tennison

[–] Helix8o8@lemy.lol 1 points 6 days ago

I prefer the both back rows are randomized version of chess personally

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