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I can't wait to see her face. She honestly deserves it after all she's done.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

My cast iron cooks better eggs than a nonstick. It's that iron, man, nothing else even comes close for frying.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is why people get hit with a frypan.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, right, haha! I can't wait to see her face after such a stressful trip!

[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

seeing this will almost certainly top whatever stress she thought she had before.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Thanks! I hope you're right and that this takes her mind off all that other nonsense! ❤️

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I got hit with a frying pan when we were trying to replace my wife’s mother’s non-stick pans that were starting to flake. My mother-in-law is legally blind, and after we gave her the new pans she showed me the old one, saying, “look at it, it’s perfect!” My response of, “it’s even worse than she said!” was the wrong thing to say to an elderly woman holding a pan.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's the moment you learned she's a sorcerer, she Cast Iron on you.

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Watched a video years ago of someone doing this before re-seasoning and baking the pan in the oven.

The end result was actually pretty fabulous.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, this is the first step in properly refurbishing cast iron.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually better if you do this on new pan you bought, it strip away the pre-season and smoothen the surface a bit before you apply the seasoning of your choice.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I like salt, pepper, cayenne, maybe some garlic salt and fresh basil.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As long as you've gone this far, keep going. Hit it with finer and finer grit polishing wax until it has a mirror finish.

I've always wanted to do that.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My COVID splurge was a 12" milled cast iron pan that's smooth as hell. Eggs slide on this baby. I would carry it up a mountain if I knew someone at the top had butter.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hell, I've got some butter and eggs if you've got that pan. Does that bad boy fry up bacon? We can have a real good time.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah it do

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

My dad's is like that it actually cooks surprisingly well and doesn't stick.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only path left is combat. Tonight, her iron shall be re-seasoned...in blood.

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (26 children)

Cast iron is "seasoned" to make it nonstick. That means many layers of oil build up as a sort of polymer. The point is to keep it "dirty" in this way. Cleaning it down to bare metal means she'd be forced to re-season it, which can take considerable time/effort depending on frequency of use. A true disservice.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Yes, but missing the nuance that seasoned cast iron that has been cleaned by dish soap has the black polymerized layer while a bunch of morons are opposed to actually cleaning and think burnt on food other than the polymerized oils is 'seasoning' and recommend just wiping it out with a towel.

My cast iron isn't anything special but it sheds more water than my non-stick ceramic when turned sideways while cleaning and wiping doesn't leave any black stains on a paper towel.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never figured out how this is reconciled - it just sounds dirty AF (and I'm no clean freak at all!)

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you're supposed to wash cast iron with water, then soap then water again. then you dry, put it on a hot stove, and once all the water evaporates away, you rub it down with some oil on a cloth/paper towel, and get that real hot. then you can turn off the heat, and wipe off excess oil before putting it away. It's not as straightforward as just tossing it into the dishwasher, but it's not as complicated as some would have you believe. also, you can wash cast iron. soap doesn't hurt it.

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[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cast iron pans have to be burned in with oil to create a non-stick patina. If you use aggressive cleaning agents or steel wool, this patina gets stripped, and the process has to be repeated

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Electroplate it with chrome and nickel.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I think I see where you're going with this and I love it. Adding some nice badges as a finishing touch:

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My Grandma's 90 year old cast iron looks like that and I have no idea how to season it.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago

get the grill ripping hot outside (500 degrees)

put cooking oil on a paper towel and swab the whole cast iron pan

Throw it on the grill until it stops smoking

pull it off, let it cool a little and swab it again (super thin layer)

Throw it on the grill until it stops smoking

repeat until you're happy with the color

[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Most surefire way I know is preheat your oven to 450, put a tiny but of canola, rapeseed, or another neutral oil on it, wipe off as much as you can with a paper towel and toss it in the oven for half an hour, the nrepeat 3 or 4 times. When I say remove as much oil as much as you can, I mean the towel should come away juat about dry. Then to cook with it, let it get hot first, add some form of fat, butter, oil, bacon grease, etc. and then add your food. Waiting for it to get hot first is the key.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't canola or rapeseed essentially the same oil? I mean not all rapeseed oil is canola, but most food-grade rapeseed oil is canola I think? As canola refers to a particular cultivar of rape that is better for human consumption.

Just nitpicking/wondering.

Anyway, do you have suggestions on how to clean it after use and also when do I need to re-season it?^1^

I got my first ever cast iron pan as a birthday present and I've been scared of it so far, haven't seasoned it yet, because the instructions vary quite a bit in different places and honestly I haven't had a lot of time either. But I hear cast iron pans are the best for making a good steak or burger indoors^2^. And apparently great for frying other things too, just not great for simmering sauces for several hours because sometimes sauces are acidic because tomato?

^1^ I know, I know, I can just google or chatgpt or local-deepseek it. But I like talking to strangers online, and I like getting people to share their advice, particularly on the fediverse so that maybe it'll show up on someone's search results a decade from now on a non-commercial search-engine that favors non-commercial websites. One can only hope.

^2^ I'm a grill guy, but in Estonia the weather between the beautiful -20C and snow and the beautiful 20C and sunshine, is disgustingly wet, smoggy^3^ overcast where you not only don't want to be outside, you don't even want to live in the country anymore. And there's max 6 hours of daylight. If you can see the light behind the clouds. It's fine grilling in the spring, summer and proper winter when it's frozen over and snowy. But much of autumn and winter, I don't want to even step out of the house when I have to, let alone voluntarily.

^3^ Outside of soviet-built commie blocks districts or new developments, a lot of houses are older and have wood furnaces. It's being reduced slowly through grants for people who convert their heating systems to less smoky ones (newer furnace, chimney reconstruction, heat pumps, or joining a remote central heating network), but that takes time, many many more millions of euros than are currently being pumped into it by the government, and it doesn't stop my neighbour from burning construction leftovers in his sauna furnace that's entirely separate from his house. He owns a construction company and us Estonians love our wood-burning saunas over the newer electric ones.

[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I mainly listed them separately because of availability. I'm in canada and rapeseed doesn't really exist unless you're specifically looking for it, so it was only last year I found out what rapeseed is lol

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Rapeseed the pc term is struggle snuggle seed oil

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Rapeseed oil has rebranded as Trumpseed oil.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Canola is a modified version of rapeseed developed in Canada. I might see a bottle or two of rapeseed oil next to the 4L jugs of canola from 3 different brands in stores here but that's apparently not the kind of ratios you'll see in other countries across the pond.

I'm not actually sure how popular it is but my mom used it for a time, but overall sunflower oil won out and was the default cooking oil in South Africa

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Waiting for it to get hot first is the key.

Exception: bacon

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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CRUFT!!!

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

She will be disappointed

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