How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2025
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Hot or regular?
The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.
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I like how he's delicately cradling the ~~balls~~bun
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Cause those dogs were bred for show.
You put mustard on top and then spin the hotdog do the mustard is applied 360° and doesnt get all over you while you eat it.
This sounds promising, but how do you spin the dog when it is hot? Do you have some sort of dog rotation apparatus?
Use a napkin or suffer a minor finger burn. Worth it for the outcome.
Chef callouses ftw
I knew all my masturbation would lead to greatness someday!
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Yeah hi I make hotdogs as a job, instructions say all sauces on top. You want it changed, go fight corporate.
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What do you mean "gone half way through"?
It's simply there, and then it isn't. There is no intermediary state.
owenfromcanada eats hot dogs the short way.
When you eat as fast as I do, everything is eaten the short way
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You should try Schrodinger's mustard. You haven't had a proper hotdog until you top it with a superposition.
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I know, its so hard not to rub the weiners together before I sit down at the table 2 feet from my kitchen. The insatiable need to rub two sloppy condimented weiners against each other in such a way that the condiments on top are completely removed is just overwhelming. I can barely sit at the table before I give in to rubbing to sloppy condimented weiners together in such a way that all the condiments on the top come off.
You surely won't regret rubbing sloppy condiment weiners together.
OP is the type of guy who takes a shit and stands up to wipe his ass.
Sir this is not a Wendy's
I actually do this now because wiping my ass on the toilet gave me a herniated disc. The standing up is way more forgiving to the spine.
OP thinks his farts don't smell if he can't smell them.
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I use mustard on the bun first, like glue for the weiner. (2nd grade level giggle) Then i pile on the onions, relish, or whatever on top
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