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The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

A proven correlation between the need to control other people and a smol pp? Color me surprised.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Lifted pick up trucks didn't exist back then

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

If only someone had given him a Ford F-9950 millions of deaths could have been avoided.

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Mein Kampf with Sexual Dysfunction: The unpublished memoir.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

This one is surprising:

Claim: Hitler has Jewish ancestry

In his own time, there was a rumour that the virulently antisemitic Hitler was in fact illegitimately descended from a Jewish grandfather, but the genes disprove this. They show that his ancestry is Austrian German, something Hitler had instructed genealogists to demonstrate.

Edit: So is this:

Hitler was in the top percentile in terms of his chances of having autism, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, and some of his genes overlap between conditions.

Basically, neonazis and white nationalists worship a definitely tiny dicked dude that probably had a severe mental disorder.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 day ago

Behold the Master Race.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, I have a severe mental disorder. But I try extremely hard to not let it turn me into a jerk.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No offense, but I don't think you have a cult following willing to to do evil deeds for you.

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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Basically, neonazis and white nationalists worship a definitely tiny dicked dude that probably had a severe mental disorder.

Don't forget being a speed freak too!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really. He had his private doctor that prescribed them to him and all his goons. Also Pervitin was an over the counter drug until 1940 and then a prescription one until around 1970.

Hitler's doctor prescribed him powedered cocaine for his throat and sinuses among other things.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago

Coincidence with Don Jr.

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[–] bobslaede@feddit.dk 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Elon Musk? Or Hitler? Same I guess...

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trump too. One of the guys on the apprentice said that's why he's had to wear diapers because adderal blew out his insides.

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 105 points 1 day ago (10 children)

We have Hitler's DNA?
So I guess there is a nonzero chance that there will be a Hitler-clone someday in the future.
Fits this timeline.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dolly 2.0 will be a a megalomaniac sheep. And she will try to exterminate all the black sheep, I assume.

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[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tbh a Hitler clone may choose to live a 'normal' life in this timeline.

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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago

https://youtu.be/jPvE8oRei70

Novel and movie, "The Boys From Brazil."

Mengele saved some of Hitler's DNA and made dozens of clones; the boys were distributed to couples all over the world...

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Research will be financed by Elon Musk...

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[–] Jinarched@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Another thing him and Musk have in common.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

And Trump too, apparently.

[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So, it’s true then; Hitler has only got one ball,

Göring has two but very small,

Himmler is rather sim'lar,

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Hitler had only got one ball,

The other is in the Albert Hall,

His mother, the dirty bugger,

But it off when he was small

(Love how things evolve by word of mouth)

[–] chug-capture-ahoy@piefed.social 3 points 22 hours ago

We are still talking about this guy? We have a lot of hitler alive doing what they want in the present.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s common knowledge he had a fucked up dick. Similar to Trumps actually. And I’m not just talking shit that is actual science 🤣

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 22 hours ago

Musk was so envious, he joined them

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Hitler only had one ball.

What do you think of a man with one ball... do you think he had two strikes against him?

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like Stephen Miller has the same disorder.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Definitely has a tiny dick

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Of all the things we can fault Miller for, I'd prefer this wasn't one we choose. His repugnant morals and actions are much more within his control and I'm sure there's plenty of men with tiny dicks who are the best.

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[–] Envy@quokk.au 23 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Put this up there with Elon's botched dick surgery for why fragile men obsess over genetics

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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Scientific proof of small dick energy

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I wish he just would have bought a ridiculously oversized car instead, as the rest of the small-dickers...

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

This explains a lot.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago

So he had a baby dick?

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