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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mermaid body, so she can lay her eggs and I can ejaculate onto them.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or sell em to restaurants!

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

NOOO OUR CHILDREN

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

Hey, 50% chance it's not cannibalism, right?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I just disgusted myself 😭

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Post nut clarity be like:

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah baby, spray that shit.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Mermaid. Adjustments can be made for the lower bits, or even external fertilisation, but a giant fish head staring at me would ruin everything.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 4 days ago

Human top. Face and such is important.

The real problem is I can't really swim, so that's going to limit our interactions.

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Def the mermaid. I cant be looking at a fish head mid coitus.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

What about pre or post coitus?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Looking for a lady who's one eight mermaid and she uses her maiden fish name to sell her fish art.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mermaid head. Just fuck her mouf what's the contention here?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Have you considered fish mouth? Probably get some serious suction

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

It's either fuck human head or fuck fish ass. Pick yourself.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now I don't even wanna know what youre planning