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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 173 points 4 days ago (7 children)

i don't see any Canadians disagreeing

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 69 points 4 days ago (12 children)

I’m from Canada.

It’s not America.

As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 78 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Sorry, but I don't see her saying sorry!

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 115 points 4 days ago

Is Kate single?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 102 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She's clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she'll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it "zed".

Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 60 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

So stupid...

The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦‍♂️

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Didn't discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago

I still remember the day they changed the mustard to that yellow ink to save on costs.

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[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.

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[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago
[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 86 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure, she's holding weed, but her eyes say she's on something significantly different.

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago

She hung out with Rob Ford

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They coulda put "aboot" in there

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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm just gonna go make some popcorn while I wait for the random Swede or Canadian to wander into this thread.

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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

Ms. Wood is incredibly based

[–] paperboy@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What's that look on her face... aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??

[–] qaeta@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago

Nah, that's the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.

That's just like, Victoria. It's a pretty dope city.

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

During my study abroad in japan we visited an elementary school as a cultural exchange. The class that day had to pick a country and list three things about it. A bunch of them picked america and the three most common things were McDonalds / hamburgers, pancakes and Disney.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I would've thought corruption, racism and being fat.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Corruption goes with Disney, fat goes with McDonalds, and racism... goes with everything.

Pancakes are fine tho

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[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 9 points 3 days ago

I mean sounds about right. They forgot square faces and mouths tho

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

She said Thank You. Everything checks out.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, if she pours it on everything...

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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That's pretty interesting if true.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think Canada has next to zero in marijuana exports, because it's illegal to import it in most places. It does contribute billions to Canada's GDP, but that's production and consumption that never leaves the country.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 50 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm sorry to disappoint. 

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago

Still got those crazy eyes though.

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[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hello, Kate Wood here.

how fast can you run?

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I used to have British made English textbooks, it had British stereotypes, minus the bombs for the Irish, and otherwise the more endearing ones.

[–] superkong47@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

More like Kate Weed, amiright??

Also is weed super illegal in Japan?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Short answer: yes

Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*

* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Canadians put syrup on their weed?

What Godless creatures

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!

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[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Why do they portray Canadians like Pokemon characters

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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