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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think about this everytime someone reference this buffoon.

Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works

“glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like

“Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go

“oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”

“Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I loved this greentext! That was back when people even had a shred of respect for the dude. People LIKED the dumb ass barbarian khan with questions. Way more than this free wheeling granola deepstate fuck

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 22 hours ago

And profited from it. Heinously. Really don't think dude even believes anything, he'll just do the "simple barbarian khan" act for whoever's paying and then chimp out on anyone who tells him one of his spirit animals never existed

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Musk isnt that hard to find if you know how to look

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Found him

Elon musk is a fucking nazi!

Crikey, he seems to be saluting in a strange way...

[–] Daviino@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The lip bite tho. Lil creep felt so manly at that moment.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Took all of his mangled left nut

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Joe Rogans brain runs on 1999 AOL dial up internet.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that the podcast idiot?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago

joe rogaine.

[–] redsand 16 points 1 day ago

I hope his kids hate him.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can someone save me a reverse image search please?

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alt text on the image says “Knesset”, which I had to look up but apparently is “the parliament of modern Israel, established in 1949. It consists of 120 members elected every four years” according to Oxford dictionary.

[–] Zozano@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Kinda crazy how a few years ago you heard people shouting "it's da joooz dude, da joooz are enabling the pedophelic elite!"

And everyone on the left called them antisemitic conspiracy theorists.

And now the left are doing it too lol

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah kind of shows who was just hiding their power level. On one hand that comes with the territory of having an ethnostate but on the other, "leftist" people who are willing to conflate the state of Israel with an entire cluster of cultures wouldn't never have said it out loud ten years ago. They must be pretty stoked to live under an admin who they feel gives them permission to do that now.