Codpiece

I think they’re in denial about Florida.

Two or four fingered variety?

Neither. It’s the “other” category.

Obviously this is brilliant, but one sentence made me a little sad that this isn’t obvious to a lot of people:

One senior nurse from the county, who took part in the training, said they "never realised the true impact outdoors can have on an individual and team level".

It says a lot about the state of, well, everything.

Why is “get immunised” missing from the Do list?

Maybe, but even that needs narrowing down. An American friend of mine says that the two coasts are relatively sensible and everyone in the states inbetween are utter fruitcakes.

Can you narrow that down a bit before we book the ticket?

Shitheap.

Mark 2 Volkswagen Polo.

Netflix were outputting a lot of low quality shit before AI got involved.

Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Can’t teach them facts about real things, but the UK still allows primary schools to be operated by the Church Of England.