Flocklesscrow

joined 1 month ago
[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

No plasma angels?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 4 points 21 hours ago

It won't matter to the current leadership anyway, as most of the C suite will have moved on their next host within 3-5 quarters. Whatever wreckage they leave behind is in the past and therefore doesn't exist.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Wildly racist vampires discover the internet"

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 day ago

"I hiked Everest and all I got was this 20lb bag of poop."

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Keiko is Gollum

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

The not-shark makes a valid point

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Their understanding is asymptotic

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"What do you mean? He watches me from the corner every time I'm masturbating."

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

"stubborn narcissistic Boomer" is the default of the entire generation, regardless of other characteristics.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Ghost Manager: "Where the fuck is everyone tonight?"

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

A lil trouble keeping up proper turgor pressure

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"For Turing," Aragorn uttered, a cock in each fist.

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