Oh shit, it's real!
It's like $100 for a kit of the handle and 45 floss heads, and when you need more floss heads, it's like $20 for 90 floss heads. Swedneck, I am too invested for you not to say that you'll check out some kind of electric flosser or at least a water pick!
Have you tried this kind of flosser?
I don't know about your German (har har), but I'm not very confident in what my Garmin or any fitness watch detects on sleep. I got a Garmin to replace my FitBit, wore them both for a while, and saw they didn't have much consensus on sleep data.
Happy Birthday .Zip!
What?