J92

joined 4 weeks ago
[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The might as well take English. They just sound drunk when they speak their own language.

(To Germans...apparently)

[–] J92@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Oh man, how good would it have been if Lex Luthor was the one claiming he was fighting for truth, justice and the American way in the latest film.

(Apologies if he does, I've not seen it yet, just the outraged responses.)

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Is that a number 7?

[–] J92@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

So 211 of them all admit it exists, at least. Good first thing to pin to them, and ask why their lord and savior thinks it doesn't exist.

"Do we think its part of his mental decline or his unwillingness to have his name read out?"

Also, just to edit myself and add a little something:

"If you feed a terrorist or fund a terrorist, you're a terrorist." - your enigmatic W. Bush.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

A little WW1 Tommy on the piss.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago (23 children)

Excuse my life, but what the fuck is a Catholic hospital?

"Welcome good sirs to my church of the Bristol Stool Chart!"

[–] J92@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why would the person that goes through the bins go to the front of the shop to look at a piece of paper on the glass. Surely you'd post this on the bin that night?

Feels like I could write a hand written receipt from oxfam, thanking me for the 8 figure donation, and put it on my tinder profile.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

He's the future highest profile instance of jury nulification.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Those are the only reasons you've ever heard?

I can't speak for others, but my sleep is not clean. I can wake up with half the pillows I started with, and the duvet sometimes spun a 180, so the buttons are up by my head. Ive woken up with my arm inside the duvet cover.
My making the bed resets all that. Gets the pillows off the floor or out from behind the headboard, and it turns the duvet round again so I can just flick one corner open and climb in of an evening.

Also when Ive lived with dogs and cats. It kept their hair from getting between the duvet and bedsheet, coz I really enjoy the idea of pets using my bed when I'm not.

Also it stops sex sweat from being in the sleep zone

[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Woops. I didn't realise that text box got hidden:

My best friend died last year, she was only seven, but I would give anything to just have gotten two more years with her. Enough for her to visit my first home. There's a spot on the sofa for her and she deserves to enjoy it more than me.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh my god! I have not thought about this channel for some 15 years! And he's still occasionally producing content. This has absolutely blindsided me.

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