MojoMcJojo

We invented magic force fields that attract certain metals. The power was always in the universe; we just had to discover and learn how to harness it. We can see inside your mind with it. But if you don't do exactly as I say, it can kill you. So, are you absolutely sure you don't have anything, and I mean anything, that is metal?

I once experienced this firsthand. The postdoc kept coming by, trying to find out how we were messing up something he had written a paper on. Eventually, he tried to reproduce it himself. No one could reproduce it, not even him.

They were based off of William Shatner's TekWar series of books. My uncle gave me a few and I tried reading them. Just imagine Tek Jannsen, but without any of the humor.

Wife does this for her highschool students. They never notice that their papers always mention a unicorn. They still can't figure why they always get caught. Neigh 🦄

In case the doctor told you not to lift anything heavy

It's not about being right, it's about winning power.

Thank you for being on the front lines of the click bait war.

The idiots are taking over 🎶

I hate that I got that reference so easily

The name of that barista was Satan.

https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g

Goodbye internet

When I was 12, I thought I had broken the family computer trying to get Ultima III to run. I read every MS-DOS manual I could find trying to fix it before someone found me out. It was the frikin CMOS battery. I learned a lot of DOS that summer.