NullPointerException

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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, nothing worth saying. They had a third sister, which I dated for a while. You don’t need much to notice boobs. We went to their summer house and, before sleeping, they were not using bras. That’s it. Another time, I learned they also didn’t shave the same way down there, but this was just booze and giggles.

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The twins? Yes. The type when we meet the first time we can’t differentiate. But one had more torpedo boobs with puffy nipples and the other, not.

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 days ago (17 children)

Interesting question. I knew two twin sisters and they didn’t have the same boob type.

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (8 children)

voluntary

And that’s exactly the problem. It’s impossible to be voluntary if you have a power imbalance between employer and employee. “Hey, I need you to work this weekend” “But is Jan 1st, I can’t.” …. “Hey, sorry I have to fire you, you’re not a team player” People need money, they will subject themselves to this kind of thing.

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 days ago (12 children)

A January 1st I was in Miami and there was a cellphone store open. On January 1st. Why?

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (8 children)

It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why leave? The ghosts are never real.

Where are the arches, spears and the fire box on top of it?

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to have this t-shirt.

I think the place is also important.

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 weeks ago

Morpheus gave him a choice. But, of course, being a good marketer, he didn’t say how reality would be.

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

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