crystalmathadept

I just say Come In

Hornswoop me bungo pony.

Yeah you gotta be a special kind of dumb to assume Trump doesn’t try to cheat at every possible chance presented to him. It is in his nature to be a piece of shit.

Covid really did a number on our collective intellect, didn’t it?

How many trafficking victims have been rescued using these?

None. They'll be used to find people to snatch up for trafficking, if they aren’t already.

This is poetry to my ears.

Feathers?!?! This situation demands Wool.

Sincerely, We aren’t flocking livestock

Tar is so hot, we don’t want the guy to die. No we can’t call for that online, hilarity be damned.

Let’s do honey and wool.

Give the people a chance to spit on him.

Every time I don’t understand an image I consider Loss and Sadam meme.

What if they’re doing all this stuff purposely and they aren’t really this inept?

I have this bad feeling Dump knows he lost in 2024, despite cheating (of course he did) and “winning” he knows most of us would rather a dark skinned woman run the free world than ever hear him speak again. So all of this? The power outages, the contaminated products, the ridiculous Indy race in DC, air safety rolled back…. This is our punishment. He hates the common man, and is setting up everything to fail.

Expect more inconveniences snowballing into dangerous situations over the next few years. Get a bug-out bag together, put your Oh Shit Kit (bug-in bag) on high priority.
Get know your neighborhood and make a pact with them, when shit hits the fan you will all work together, share resources and help others in the group any way you can. It’s the only way to survive a despot.

I guarantee every one of them with a bunker uses renewable energy, because where you gonna buy gas during the apocalypse?

So. Much. Winning.

I’d probably go to a really much bougie rehab. I’m not addicted to anything but I feel like I won’t get a whole month off work otherwise.

I always answer these in case OP is loaded and wants to give someone 50k because they are bored.