darvocet

joined 2 years ago
[–] darvocet 12 points 5 days ago

Buffalo Christ

[–] darvocet 18 points 1 week ago

The pilot did it on purpose to kill himself. Not the first time a pilot has taken a plane down with him.

No other explanation. I'm a pilot. Cutting fuel off 200ft above the ground is suicide.

[–] darvocet 6 points 1 week ago

I know someone that has a decent @aol email address that he still uses.

[–] darvocet 25 points 2 weeks ago

He's obviously in his furry suit.

[–] darvocet 16 points 2 weeks ago

Volcano for life

[–] darvocet 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn dude you don't know what's going on in her life. Maybe she just worked a double and had a messy breakup.

[–] darvocet 11 points 2 weeks ago

Legalize shooting tire removers!

[–] darvocet 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well I'm a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.

[–] darvocet 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Think how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.

[–] darvocet 12 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh, i read your comment in his voice.

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It's so bad.. (infosec.pub)
 
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