fartographer

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

They're all wrong. You're either an av tech/engineer or a mime with amnesia.

Or maybe it's a Wee Sing in Sillyville and you're actually wearing a kaleidescope of colors that are all the same value.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Hey, fuck that song! Listen to Harvester of Constant Sorrow for an on-the-nose Thrash Grass mashup!

Then unfuck that song and listen to it again, and then this one again. And then listen to Leo, and then UMC, and finally fuck your own ears with the dulcet duality of Bardcore.

The only thing I love more than an artist creating their own song is another artist lovingly reinterpreting it.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 67 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn't met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one "went to shit." Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that's why he chose to move to Texas. "God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see." I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

A bad interaction like this shouldn't ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I'm so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

The original McRib

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Anti-anti-SLAPP EO getting signed in 3... 2...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Turns out the criminals were the poors all along. Should have been recycling them plastic bottles.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Considering how reusable tires are, I'm shocked that companies don't pay for them like aluminum cans and glass bottles

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Thank you for your service

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Plus self-imposed tariffs!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I was gonna say, someone's about to Kevin Spacey Elmo via Kevin Clash

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Hey. Shut up. Again.

You'll never unfuck shit.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I would also ask the pushy neighbor if he was specifically planning on buying Wyze cameras for this. They've had multiple security problems in recent years.

I have Wyze cameras and can confirm. On a handful of occasions, I've opened my app to thumbnails or livestreams of places I do not recognize. I'll probably change this up at some point when I can afford to replace them and get a better hang of Home Assistant.

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