irelephant

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ACAB!

^wait^ ^not^ ^them^ ^tho^

I don't give a fuck until its too late.

They got rid of .compact after people pointed out you could use it to access i.reddit.com after they removed that.

As much as I dislike it, it makes sense for banks to do that.

It makes it harder at least.
The government can try to take action on an instance, but there's still every other instance.

.zip blocks users from the UK iirc.

Who gave you the permissions to use @everyone ?

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Discord hasn't started enshittification yet.

my freezer makes semicircle ones

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

One more strongly worded letter.

 

TranscriptA reddit comment by a deleted account. It says: "Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?"

Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"

Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"

Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"

Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"

Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"

Reporter: (silence)

Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."

(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)

"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."

Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"

(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)

All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"

(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!".

The comment has 983 upvotes.

 

Important to note: this is satire

 

Whenever I press or hold the shift key the fans stop spinning properly and make a slight grinding sound.
It only happens with the one on the right side of my keyboard. The hashtag key does the same, but the grinding sound is louder. The laptop is a thinkpad e15, and it is (unfortunately) running windows.

 

TranscriptWafrn post by @wafrn (note: its an unofficial account.) saying " [update time]
GENERAL CHANGES

  • Wafrn is now made in scratch mit edu
  • the important code is written on a piece of paper i lost in the forest, yes all of it. ADDITIONS
  • multiplied the amount of grass there was by 10 (there was none anyways)
  • invented arguments
  • added lying to peoples faces
  • added something else that was very important, it’s ok though because nobody cares about it (it was boring..)
    REMOVALS
  • removed the capability to use Wafrn on any device that isn’t a Xbox 360 chat message.
  • removed the irrelevant function known as: “not causing problems everyday”
  • removed the ability to do nothing. You gotta work, lazy! (Starting wage: 1 doler; wage in 30 years: 1 doler and a coin)".

It has the tags "#fake, #satire and #unreal". It has two likes. It was posted two years ago.

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