possumparty

joined 1 month ago

he definitely has a hard drive full of some particularly heinous shit that's been all over the news the past few days

yeah because standing around holding signs has done a single fucking thing so far.

NYC primarily does not use cars for food delivery, there's a 99.8% chance they will deliver it via bicycle.

almost guaranteed to be that

Found his new affair partner.

but the typos are still glaring

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

Half the country thinks you can eat horse dewormer to cure a virus, and those same people think literal demons are engaging in child sacrifice to stay young. We've been absolutely fuckin' cooked for years.

Fusion centers are still listening, and ICE is about to hire a fuck ton of analysts. I don't expect the NSA to play ball though, they're just going to sit in the background through all of this, they know the last time you scratched your privates.

That was the secondary goal, keep people out and in.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If the ground is super fucked and you're car camping, an impact and some long ass lags also works a treat.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

How about moving to a blue state? That's barely going to help but it's a better option than suicide.

Vanessa Horabuena

Talk about self-hating. With a name like that, he'd shoot you dead if he could.

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